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(801): View more from Utah

The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance

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(586): View more from Michigan

you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway

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(208): View more from Idaho

I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...

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(678): View more from Georgia

NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree

(404): View more from Georgia

YES.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.

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(510): View more from California

I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.

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(206): View more from Washington

I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW

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