I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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