are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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