If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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