It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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