Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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