I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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