It's like God shit irony all over that family
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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