id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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