Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
