would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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