Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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