so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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