Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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