I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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