Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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