the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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