No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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