Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
