Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
