so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
jump out the window naked night went bad
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