i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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