Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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