I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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