Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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