i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
