We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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