How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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