There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Drunk is a universal language darling
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
