Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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