: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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