You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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