Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
