I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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