the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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