physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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