Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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