You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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