I have demons in me.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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