Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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