I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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