But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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