Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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