The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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