I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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