I want to have your abortion
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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