I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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