Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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