so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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