Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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