Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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